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giveheryourseed: “Ahh… Please stop… pull out… please!”“Shut up you slut. It took weeks of preparation to come to this point. This day you start ovulation. You thought you were taking your birth controll pill? … I replaced them with fertility
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hackedmotionsensors: “I knew you’d come for me” “Shut up, Erik” Mob Boss Au where Shitty ass Erik the Mob Boss gets kidnapped and Charles rescues him.
mylustfilledfantasies: “No Uncle bob, please I don’t wanna do this. At least not here. Please.”“Shut up slut. I know you’ve been teasing me for the past year or so with all ur minimal clothing, well you won’t be getting away with it anymore
Which bit of me working as software architect sounded like you could hide your surfing history from me?Please shut up while I surf for some interesting ideas how to punish you. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Aaaaah, I’m so excited! I love the new trailer! I got chills watching it. That music. <3 I can’t wait! Please don’t mess it up, JJ. Go check it out!
Clearly she’s a screamy adult, please have some respect
incorrect48quotes:Haruppi: *coughs*Sakura: Here’s a blanket, you have my number, call me anytime if you need somethingAnnya: *breathes*Sakura: Would you please shut up for a second?
catsnraincoats-archive:Yes I reanimated your corpse to ask- Freud please shut up I just need to- yes we went to space thats not important. Do you know what a MILF is
barduils: barduils: out of context this line is almost unbearably funny to me and idk why my poor friends & family: will you PLEASE shut up about the lord of the rings and talk about something else for once in your life me, annoying and determined:
cornflakepizza: i literally can’t tolerate boys who act like they’re ~real~ ~cool~ fans and get hard over bruce wayne and shit but think bruce having friends and family is boring and robin ‘ruined’ batman, like please shut up you know literally
first the first the bisexual hate and now the feminist hate, i don’t know what is happening today but could everybody please shut up
moochusrex: albusremus: first the first the bisexual hate and now the feminist hate, i don’t know what is happening today but could everybody please shut up I wish this gif was a better quality but I thought it might brighten your day. Haters gonna
scarvesandapples: albusremus: moochusrex: albusremus: first the first the bisexual hate and now the feminist hate, i don’t know what is happening today but could everybody please shut up I wish this gif was a better quality but I thought it might
pan-pizza: slugbox: Please shut up. Just shut the fuck up forever and fucking reblog this because I’m so fuckign done with that fucking post fuck Thanks youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
megamathblaster: ebilflindas: megamathblaster: i wanted to post my drawings together please delete this please shut up
I still have two days until winter break and my kids have been insufferable since wednesday. please pray for me.
ariofthesea: Fabulous Cockatoo: 1 Japanese Angry Bird: 0 Based off of this fantastic vine by Tom Sanders Also please please click each image I swear they’re not grainy and it’s Tumblr fucking that up -_-
hamelin-born: Oh please. Please. Please give me a story about a happy, 60+ - year-old woman who gleefully retired years ago. Who has at least two cats, and takes an almost spiteful glee in wearing a floppy purple hat. With a big feather. Yes, that hat.
notcuddles: fennekincrossing: givemeinternet: SEA IS FOR COOKIE! please leave what perfection this is
yasmin-sara: Would someone please write a verse to go along with this I’d love you forever Innnn West Spinner’s End I was born and raised, Doing magic was how I spent most of my days. Dressin’ like a nerd and lookin’ kinda silly,
pan-pizza: slugbox: Please shut up. Just shut the fuck up forever and fucking reblog this because I’m so fuckign done with that fucking post fuck Thanks youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Fucking thank you! It drives me up a wall when people reblog that other
I am not going to shut up about this. If we don't come together, ACTA will wipe out the internet as we know it BY TOMORROW.
thesnakechimera: “The 03 series sucks because—” “Brotherhood sucks because—” “The manga is superior because—” For the love of TRUTH please shut up.
i bet noiz could call koujaku the dumbest name and he’ll get offended no matter what. “shut up you absolute olive." "i came out to have a good time and why is it that i, a straight man, have to feel so attacked."
yakuza-trash: “M-Mink san!” “Guh… mmm…” “Y-You don’t have to do this… I-If it hurts just please get off!” “You… Don’t you ever shut up? You said you wanted to touch me right?” “…. But- !!!”
bigdicksonly: malcolmsex: inrobitrust: fantaspic: your-dirty-side: for those of you who keep sending me messages about how fat i am…. please shut up. i know im not skinny, i never said i was. but i know im cute. and i know what you say doesnt matter
bigdicksonly: for those of you who keep sending me messages about how fat i am…. please shut up. i know im not skinny, i never said i was. but i know im cute. and i know what you say doesnt matter one bit to me
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casandsip: dean’s list of people he would go gay for: channing tatum harrison ford jon bon jovi matt damon sean connery benjamin millepied no - no I wouldn’t, sammy, I swear, it’s not like that- please shut up now or I swear to- oh, fuck it, alright,
chattelprod: She would always protest when compliments were thrown her way, “oh no..” “I’m not..” “Please…” “Shut up!..” and so on.It did her wonders to hear them echo around her as Daddy’s friends all smothered her with them,
americanhighwayflower: cantrells: PLEASE SHUT UP THANK YOU
larabarq: Source: 百愛かわいいArtist: RakkunPairing: Momotarou -> Nitori, Nitori -> (?) Rin Scanlation: larabarqPlease do not repost outside of tumblr. If you can, please visit the image source and rate it 10/10! Happy Birthday Momotarou!
windows98: please don’t cheat on anyone, they will never be the same. Aside from trauma you’ll affect their future relationships and cause them to develop severe trust issues against the people they come in contact with. It’s wrong and it’s evil
seashellhouse:I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a dumb movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I
champzagne: when you’re hanging out with old ppl and something weird happens and you’re like pLEASE DONT DIE ON ME
Can everyone please shut up under the vegan tag, please?
Please feel free to massage me because I feel like a worthless piece of shit
gaycartoonnetwork: “No please, no. Don’t do this. Please.” “Shut up boy! It is either just me or you are going to spread to the whole block. Now open up your legs and show me the virgin pussy.” Art by Ian Hanks.
thebeautyofmoonlight: thefunnygentleman: Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you also just so we’re clear if you say “shut up” and i say “make me” that is most
jhonnyspot: “Liz, Please don’t stick it in. I love my wife and want to stay faithful to her. She’ll be home any minute. Please…” “Shut up Ben! The more you beg me to stop, the more I’m going to suck you dry. By the time I’m done with
Please Shut Up
Please.How do you learn to feel comfortable and safe around people and in social settings? How do you learn how to conversate without having to stop to think without needing moments of silence in conversation?How do you learn to not feel like a problem
OFF TO BED I GO GOODNIGHT i need to wake up early tomorrow
